It will make a man whole.

Look at this man.  He is whole.  All of his desires have been fullfilled.  To what does this man owe his fulfillment?  To TransIowa.

Photo courtesy of Kevin Wilson, gracious volunteer and observer of the grotesque.

Look for a full report when the sand and grit are washed away.  Until then ponder the great unknowns, the questions of your life, while knowing that this man no longer needs to.